Ah, not this S**t again

When I read the Fark.com headline:

"Pimp my commode"

I'll admit, the first thing I thought was "Don't be Georgia, Don't be Georgia." [clicks link] ah, damnit:

ATLANTA -- A national plumbing products company is trying to get hip to the younger generation by giving away a home-entertainment toilet in Atlanta.

While sitting on this "pimped out" toilet, you can take care of business while notching a new high score on your PlayStation.However, video games are just the beginning. This toilet sports a DVD player and a even a beer tap. Everything is at arms length, including a Velcro strap for all of the remote controls.

Were I still capable of tears, I'd weep for our future.

(Although the beer tap sounds pretty sweet, to be honest.)