Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Oh, God No!

Beer drinkers beware: 4 percent of U.S. hops crop burns. Not only tragic, but this may cause rioting in the streets if the beer supply is cut. If people can't drink away their feelings about high gas prices because beer prices are too high. . . well, this could lead to a situation that shakes this nation to its very core.

There will be a moment of silence as soon as the sun dips below the yardarm.

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