Monday, July 04, 2011

41/Cop/Classroom

Chris Hansen is against predators, not adulterers. 
I wonder if the police extended the lesson by bringing the class along on the bust:
ASHEBORO, N.C. (AP) - Randolph County deputies say they arrested a man who contacted an officer and asked for sex online while the she was posing as a 14-year-old girl for an Internet safety class for middle school students.

Authorities say Michael Hager was arrested several hours later Friday when he tried to meet who he thought was the teen.
One more time for the dense would-be ephebophiles out there: there are no 14 year old girls on the internet. On the internet, the men are men, the women are men, and the young girls are the FBI. And if there were 14 year old girls on the internet, they certainly wouldn't want anything to do with you, ya perv.

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