Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Wouldn't marriage work equally well?

Yeah, stories like this are why I love these here Intertubes: Man hires "doctors" to remove his wedding tackle:
Minnesota police are looking for suspected quack surgeons who removed a St. Paul man's testicles at his home, the Star Tribune reports.

The 62-year-old man, Russell Daniel Angus, said he'd been suffering from chronic pain and had asked doctors to remove his testicles, but they'd refused, the paper said, citing a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.

Police said Angus hired two or three "professionals" to do the job on a makeshift operating table in his home and that's where his daughter found him bleeding on July 28, the paper said.
Dude, have you tried a piece of fishing line tied to a door? Or alligators? Seriously, anyone can hire someone else to whack off the Ol' Beanbag, but it takes a real man to remove the twins with some panache. . . and preferably in public. Of course, the castration part of the story isn't what got my attention (that's just how jaded I am, folks), it's the last line of the article:
Police removed three specimen jars in their search of the home, but it was unclear if the man's testicles were found.
Oh, O.K., wait, What? THREE specimen jars? That just ain't right.

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