Macgasm

The unboxing of a new-in-box 20-year-old Apple //c. Awesome. Don't know if I'd have unboxed it myself though; I'd rather leave it as is and try to find an already opened example to use, or whatever the hell you do with a 20-year-old Mac other than play Oregon Trail, Carmen Sandiego, and some old space game whose name I can't recall.

Oh, and relearn BASIC:

10 PRINT "TRY TO STOP ME"
20 GOTO 10