Sunday, July 17, 2005

Squared Bovines?

Texas A&M has taken us one step closer a Brave New World, and in the process possibly scores a point on their Longhorn rivals.

Still, I'd rather eat a copy of a cow named 86 Squared (great name, guys, sheesh) than one of these quality stumbling sponges, ironically, also from Texas.

All joking aside, who are we to complain if BSE could be eradicated, along with anthrax etc.? That's a GOOD thing, right?

On the other hand, maybe we should prepare to bow down before our bovine overlords, with their movable horns and opposable thumbs.

Somewhere, Gary Larson is laughing.

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