Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Steven Seagal Watch #2

Apparently Mr. Seagal is planning to have his album "drop" in early '06: "The martial-arts master culls from a wide swath of musical influences on 'Cave,' including blues, rock, pop, Jamaican dancehall and traditional Indian music."

sooooo. . . does he just have a group of people that are secretly paid by some unknown entity (I'm guessing Illuminati) to constantly praise him? Stevie Wonder may be excused from mockery, as he's never seen any of Seagal's movies.

Next up, Van-Damme lays down some phat hip-hop beats, and Chuck Norris stars in a cheesy TV show. (oh, wait. . . )

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