Friday, July 29, 2005

Time to be a cynic

I have yet to see this story anywhere other than Drudge and around the blogosphere, but it seems that promised to kill herself if Dick Cheney announces a run for the presidency in '08. Here are my possible cynical headlines and/or responses:

"Helen Thomas still alive."

"Helen Thomas not biased."

"Helen Thomas not bitter."

"Instead of killing yourself if Cheney runs, why not wait to see if he actually wins."

"Helen Thomas REALLY wants a headline."

Ok, that's enough for now. I could probably think up a few more, but this has already taken up enough of my time, although I do have this last one:

"Shut up Helen"

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