Thursday, September 28, 2006

Unintentionally Funny

OK, maybe my coffee hasn't kicked in yet, but I think this is the funniest unintentional line I've read this week:
Soldiers are afraid of third parties stirring things up after the coup, so we had to make sure they were harmless.
Can't imagine why, after taking over the country, they'd worry about someone, uh, trying to take over the country. Also:
The army appears determined that the carnival atmosphere following the country's first coup in 15 years does not detract from the serious business of power. Yesterday, it banned go-go dancers from flaunting themselves near tanks and troops.
Why can't we have a war there?

1 comment:

  1. First they came for the go-go dancers.....

    When will it ever end?

    hmmm ... "coup and counter-coup" sounds like a good name for a rock band....