Wednesday, August 10, 2005

"I have 1000 years of Power."

Watch the comments for this post, because genie junkie will agree that this is high on the list of "ways Garm might be brought down." From the story:
He donned a chain mail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him.

It's too bad those cool medieval weapons are no match for a Taser. But I am. Or at least I'd wear something less conductive than chain mail. Of course, then the cops would just shoot me. Sooooo. . . I'll try to avoid this scenario altogether.

Sidebar: Had there not been a picture of the guy included in the report, I would have pictured him looking exactly like he does.

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