He donned a chain mail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him.
It's too bad those cool medieval weapons are no match for a Taser. But I am. Or at least I'd wear something less conductive than chain mail. Of course, then the cops would just shoot me. Sooooo. . . I'll try to avoid this scenario altogether.
Sidebar: Had there not been a picture of the guy included in the report, I would have pictured him looking exactly like he does.
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